So I know that up until this point our blog has been mostly funny. Lighthearted if you will. Nothing too serious. But today, I figured that I would change that. I want to share something very close to my heart, something that I just need to get out there. So here it is, my very first “serious” post.
The topic of this post, as I said, is very important. Very. In fact, it deals with one of the needs of a living organism. I know what you are thinking. I am going to bring up shelter, right, mention the many people without homes. No, I am sorry, but that is not my topic. And no, it is not global warming either. I am not talking about oxygen, or our atmosphere, or anything of that sort… No, what I am talking about today is much more important. The topic is… Chick-Fil-A!
Yes, it is on the list of necessary things for life:
- Air
- Energy
- Shelter
- Water
- Food
- CHICK-FIL-A
If you do not know what this is… well that is impossible! But, because many of you have heard the wrong description of it, I’ll describe to you.
Your heart races, pulse pounding in your wrists. You gravitate, towards the miraculous building before you. You walk, mesmerized by the scent. In the door, past the line…someone yells at you, and you creep back to the end of the everlasting line of hungry buyers.You wait, and it is agony. You break into a sweat… I can’t take it any more! When will the line be over… and then… Oh, can it be? I’m at the front of the line! Waiting to order the delicious morsels of baby pieces of chicken, those large waffle fries, and Polynesian sauce. Your mouth waters for just a taste of that lemonade… oh, you’re more of Iced Tea person? Excuse me…You mouth waters for just a taste of Iced Tea, beckoning you closer. Your order is up, the wait almost killed you… and then, you are finished. It is over… you need more… MORE! You are hooked, waiting for your next meal at chick-fil-a. And then you realize… it’s a Sunday. Oh, the agony, the pain. You don’t know if you can make it a whole 24 hours. Why? Why must you do this to me?
Does that help you? I know that many people also have faced the problem of not having a Chick-Fil-A located near them. This is a crime! It really is. In fact, the nearest one to my home is located an hour and a half away. So, now I bring up the issue, why must Chick-Fil-A taunt us…draw us in with its’ succulent food, and then deny us it. Are you trying to drive me insane?
Here are the steps of realizing that you can not have Chick-Fil-A:
- Shock- what? Why? Who? ( 5 W’s are common, as well as hyperventilating)
- Anger- They can’t just do this to me! ( violence may ensue)
- Craving- I neeeddd it!
- Depression- you will now enter a state of silence and sadness for the next 24 hours until it reopens, waiting constantly for the taste of the flavorful food.
- Victory- Chick-Fil-A is reopened! Monday morning- just early enough for the chicken breakfast biscuits.
Here is one last thought on Chick-fil-a- While TGI Fridays is tolerable, McDonald’s- mediocre, Burger King- Blah, Chick-Fil-A is the champion! The Big Cheese of fast food- uncommon in the restaurant business. I just want to tell you, that if you do anything with your life- try Chick-Fil-A!
Here is a famous christian comedian doing a serious song on Chick-Fil-A and he nailed exactly how I feel about it!
Sharing with sauce,
KAYnoodle
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